They could forbid oral sex, or they could forbid holding hands during the KH
prayers, or they could demand what rooms to stay in during the summer
conventions, or they could control how short or long the sisters dresses have
to be, or they could say that the sisters can't wear pants in the freezing cold
while out selling the magazines, they could demand that beards are not allowed
even though Jesus and Russel had one, they could demand that everyone move
and sit closer toward the front of the stage at the KH, they coul demand that
they have the right to come to your house for a shepard call, they could demand
that even if you only have 15 minutes of preaching time that you count it, they
could demand what assembly you have to attend in the summer, they could
demand that while at the summer convention that you can not leave the location for lunch,
they could demand that R rated movies are off limits, they could demand that being overly
sad at the death of a loved one is an indication that you do not trust the resurrection,
they could demand that if you are sick that should not stop you from coming to the
meetings, they could demand that young people should strife to go to Bethel as they
push out of Bethel the older ones. My brain is starting to bleed.
Sour Grapes